crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia
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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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buckbeek:

the-wise-fox:

buckbeek:

harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

Harry Potter played quidditch.

harry potter never did the beep test 

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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

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spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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